Bless You, My Children.
January 15th, 2008
Welcome to my new Blog website.
I am the Reverend Jones and I believe in Spreading Peace Through Forgiveness.
We have all sinned at one time or another, haven’t we? But now you may gain absolution. Simply email me with the details of your sin, including any supporting photographic evidence and your belief as to why you should be forgiven. I shall forthwith proclaim to the world (via this Blog) of your sinful ways, absolve you of these sins, and bless you that you may avoid such misdeeds in future.
Alternatively, if you have not yet sinned, or do not have a specific sin for which you require forgiveness then you can simply contact me and request a blessing. This may be to protect you from any future transgressions, to help ensure the success of an upcoming endeavour, or any number of other reasons. As with absolution, the details of your blessing will be made public so that the world may learn of your joy or tribulation and the innumerable minds of the readers may reinforce the blessing through positive thoughts.
Amen.